It’s about damn time.

After about 3 months of not posting anything on here, I’ve decided to grace the denizens of the internet who actually read my site on occasion with a new post.

Originally, I had planned on doing a cathartic stress explosion on this post of things that have been going on in my life, but I think I’ll hold off on that for now. Instead here are some videos I’ve found lately.

First up, Steel Panther. Don’t watch this at work.

Some Aldo Nova.

And… Whatever the fuck this is.

Oohh, It’s getting dangerous

It’s contagious.

Hi again denizens of the internet. It’s music video time. First up, a painfully 80’s music video from the band Y & T that is awesome and cheesy.

Next, Doro and Warlock talk of Burning the Witches

Now here’s a band that I’ve posted a video from before, Sister Sin.

Ah. Young love and homicide.

Lastly, here’s the trailer for a movie I recently watched and enjoyed on netflix, Stitches. It’s about a party clown who comes back from the dead to get revenge on the kids who accidentally caused his death.

Honestly, the movie gets a great deal of bonus points for finally doing something I’ve always wanted to see done in a horror movie. The movie uses The Cutting Crew’s “I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight” as the backing soundtrack during one of the kill scenes.

That’s all for now.

The Final Post….

Of the year.

Hi again readers. I know it’s been over a month, but I’m back for one final posting before 2014 begins. First are some trailers.

First up, Kungfury!!!!!

There’s a kick-starter going, so if this kind of awesome silliness is your cup o’ tea, put in some money if you can.

Next is a new Dolph Lundgren movie, that looks terrible and awesome, so, I guess it’s like most of his movies.

Next, like all my postings, here are some music videos. Mostly curiosities from the 80’s of course.

Hello Again

It’s that time again boys and girls.

First up, here’s Steel Panther. Even though I watched this at dialysis, you probably shouldn’t watch this if you are at work. Otherwise, enjoy the titties.

And now your moment of Van Damme zen.

That’s it for now. Have an awesome day. Especially Jackie the Mick. It’s his birthday, so you guys should wish him a happy one.

Beyond Good. Beyond Evil.

Beyond your wildest imagination.

Hi again compatriots. I have more videos from the internet. At some point I will again post actual crap about my life, but I’m having far to much fun finding awesome and dumb videos on youtube.

First up, a video that harkens back to the video stores of the 80’s.

I think I’ve seen the vast majority of the movies in that video. I’m not sure if I should be proud of that fact or repentant.

Next up is some Lordi. They’re a horror-themed metal band from Finland.

and

I’m pretty sure I have subjected Sandwich Control and the Reverend D.W. to them before, just not these particular videos. They remind me slightly of Gwar, except I do believe Gwar is probably more entertaining.

Lastly, some metal cheese.

 

It’s Ghastly.

The love of Johnny X, that is.

I watched this movie a couple of nights ago and it was pretty awesome. It’s a blend of two types of movies from the 50’s, wayward teens gone berserk and creature-features with aliens and zombies. It stars the actor who played Tromeo in Tromeo and Juliet, Will Keenan, and also has Reggie Bannister from the Phantasm movies. It’s on Netflix.

Next up are two animated things I found on YouTube.

and

That is it for now.

Halloween Themed Title Here.

Hi boys and ghouls. Happy Halloween! Here are some videos. First up, some music videos for you Halloweenies.

And now, a moment of zen.

And, now… some boobs.

Now get off my lawn you damn kids.

Good, Bad, …

I’m the one posting, so probably a little of both. Welcome again everybody to my current corner of the the interwebs. In an effort to fill the void of my friend Sandwichcontrol probably not making a post for tomorrow (he’s doing other things, like getting up at the ass-crack of dawn to travel to a friend of ours wedding) I’m making yet another post this week. Mind you, it is nothing cream your pants awesome… or maybe it is. I’ll let you be the judge.

First up, a funny fake trailer just in time for Halloween.

It wouldn’t make for a very interesting horror movie, but a more realistic one probably.

Next up are some music videos as per usual. Amazingly, not all of these are from metal bands, but bands with a more indie flare. First up is the band Metric.

Next up are The Raveonettes.

and

And now, some metal.

She might be able to destroy me. Not sure I  would care.

And now …. something.

Honestly, I don’t think this particular band is that good, but I think their lead singer is kind of hot. In a dirty way. I got this song on a free “metal sampler” at Hastings is the only way I knew of it.

I really should probably find something more productive to do during my dialysis treatments other than finding videos on YouTube. Well that’s it for tonight. Actually it’s morning now. Shit.

The Daaannngggeeerr Zooonnneee!!!

Hi everybody. I have more video craziness for all of you since you’ve all been such good little children.

First up there is this from Archer.

Next up, Fathers beware.

Honestly, most of the Daddy Knows Best videos are pretty funny. You should check them out.

Now on to my normal metal/hard rock type music postings. I’m warning you now these are all from the 80’s, but hey, you should be used to that by now when it comes to me. What you’re not used to is that these hail from Japan. First up Hamada Mari.

Next up is a band called DEAD END.

Next up SHOW-YA.

That’s all for now.

I’ve got something to fill that slimey, gaping hole of yours

A new post.

After around a year now, I’ve decided to finally update my damn website. Don’t worry, this isn’t because something earth-shattering has occurred; it’s because I have decided that rather than  constantly sending links to my friends to post on their sites that maybe I could put forth a bit of effort and start making posts again.

Halloween is coming up and I hope like me, you are getting prepared. Oh, you’re not… well here are some videos to get you in the mood.

Looks like someone saw Carrie.

Zombies and the Misfits. Awesome. Still needs more Danzig.

Now here’s a trailer for an upcoming movie where Aaron Eckhart is Frankenstein’s monster fighting angels and demons

It looks entertainingly terrible.

Finally, here is a fan-made Wonder-woman trailer.

I think I would be okay with that being the template for a full length movie.

Well, now that shot my proverbial load of  videos at your faces and that it is around 1 in the morning, it is bed time for this Bonzo.